Alright, this is getting a little ridiculous. I know that Victoria Silvstedt likes to hang out on rich old dude’s yachts in her bikini and all, but this is almost too much. Here she is attempting the patented Jessica Alba bikini booty pose, but she ought to know by now that her best angle is from the front. Someone should tell her that. I could marry this Victoria Silvstedt hottie and live this life of leisure, paddle boarding, hanging out in the sun on a yacht all over the world and don’t forget all the motorboating and in return I could teach her a few tricks of posing in a bikini. Call me.